I'm Samantha, Im 16 and im completely obsessed with SNL. When I grow up I hope to be a writer on the show! I also love The Office, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, Arrested Development and Castle. You see that follow button... I'd tap that
r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager
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i hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that shit
*opens 27 snapchats and doesn’t reply to a single one*
I didn’t wanna do my geo hw so I stitched this cracker to the arm of the couch
awh there’s a ladybug on my screen
"Billy where is your homework?"
"im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”